Listen, here’s the thing.
If no one has ever come up to you during a group ride to say “watch out for that guy. he’s a squirrel”, then YOU are the squirrel everyone’s watching out for.
One more thing… leave those f*****g earphones in your pocket until you are riding back home on your own completely ready to get hit by a car and wondering why you didn’t hear it coming.
[Some useful advice.]