The disclaimer, my mother loves me, above, is something I came up with as far as I know. Here’s how you should parse it. Anticipating that you hate me for saying what I just said, or that god is going to goof on me for daring to think something will come out well, I want you to know that even though you hate me so vociferously, my mother loves me.
[A good thing to remember. And please if you had a less than a loving mother… I’m sorry. But please don’t @ me.]
Source: Scripting News