Don’t Not Eat at Bros:

In Lecce, Italy, there is a Michelin-starred restaurant called “Bros”. Recently, Geraldine DeRuiter and her friends had an amazingly awful experience there.

Recommendation: Do not eat here. I cannot express this enough. This was single-handedly one of the worse wastes of money in my entire food and travel writing career bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha oh my god

You should not visit Bros. You shouldn’t go and not eat there, as DeRuiter and her friends did. But you should read DeRuiter’s spectacularly funny write-up of their bizarre “meal”.

You never know what you never know…